beautiful clotter

…as usual, incredible.

noonemanshouldhaveallthatflour:

MONSTER

Pasta, Pasta, Penne a la Vodka, everybody know’s u gotta mince the fucking garlic

i’mma need to see you wash your hands at the faucet

i’mma need to see you wash your hands at the faucet

drop it, drop it, in the hot water, you can even add a pinch of salt if you wanna

but i need to see you wash your hands at the faucet

i’mma need to see you wash you hands….

best pot on the stove right now huh?

less talk more salt right now huh?

and the fire’s as red as the devil is

and i’m about to throw a cake in the oven kid

chicken, steak, or even fish, ain’t nobody kosher bitch

do the salad and desert, serving up ya favorite dish

and my only focus is “does the garnish go with this”

argue with my sou chefs, acting like don’t exist

i heard the people sayin “Ye your food is crap mane”

cookin at the stove always give me back pains

fucking up my orders so yeah they sent it back mane

Chi chef and these hoes love my soufle

she came up to me and said “order number to down”

if you want a 2 for table 1 tell the sou now

this that asian/mexican, i call it jose-kung pow

got damn Yeezy how you hit ‘em wit a new style?

know dat fucking recipe, what you gon’ cook now? 

whatever i wanna cook, GOSH, it’s food now

naw gonna cook, take it off the stove

think i really really need to really let it cool down

could you please put top on this

i said the best advice is to add more asparagus

have you ever served lunch to a pharaoh?

i served breakfast in a sarcophagus 

at the zoo cookin meals for rhinoceros 

head of the class and i was just choppin shit

i’m living the kitchen and my counter top is glass

and all my pot’s enamel coated brass